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{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
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{"fact":"Cats are now Britain's favourite pet: there are 7.7 million cats as opposed to 6.6 million dogs.","length":96}
{"fact":"Today there are about 100 distinct breeds of the domestic cat.","length":62}