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{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}

{"slip": { "id": 23, "advice": "Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}

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