{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}
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Tom Lister is an English actor, known for his roles as Carl King in Emmerdale from 2004 to 2012, Harry Wainwright in Heartbeat and Rob Ingram in The Bill.
"}{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}
{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}
{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
{"fact":"A cat has 230 bones in its body. A human has 206. A cat has no collarbone, so it can fit through any opening the size of its head.","length":130}
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Savely Alekseyevich Kozlov is a Russian football official and a former player. He works as a development director with FC Dynamo Makhachkala.
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