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India–Palestine relations, also known as Indian-Palestinian relations or Indo-Palestinian relations, are the bilateral relations between the Republic of India and the State of Palestine. These relations have been largely influenced by the independence struggle against British colonialism. India recognized Palestine's statehood following the Palestinian declaration of independence on 18 November 1988; although relations between India and the Palestine Liberation Organization were first established in 1974.
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Arkansas Highway 219 is a designation for two state highways in Franklin County, Arkansas. The southern segment of 1.50 miles (2.41 km) runs from Youth with a Mission Ozarks northeast to Ozark. A northern segment of 10.88 miles (17.51 km) runs from U.S. Route 64 (US 64) through Ozark northeast to the Missouri state line.
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